Pigeon Man

                                           

Pigeon Man don't need no stinkin' color! Pigeon man was raised on a rooftop in a pigeon coop and everyone knows pigeons don't have no stinkin' need for no Crayola. Pigeon Man is an honest to goodness super hero, despite not having any moral compass. It's the pigeons that do all of the work, really. The pigeons seek out what they deem to be evil and hover their buddy over the offense until he inevitably defecates. This is how pigeons have chosen to dish out punishment for decades, just now they have better artillery. Pigeon Man! Pigeon Man! He does not much more than the average pigeon can.