Showing posts with label art tutorial. Show all posts
Showing posts with label art tutorial. Show all posts

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Spaghetti Hat (with tutorial)

How to create some obscure thing that you will hate, in ten easy to execute steps:

1. Commit yourself to spending no more that 20 minutes in total on your "project".
2. Subject matter: think about something that doesn't belong on a hat.
3. Planning: in pencil, put that thing on a hat.
4. Eat a counterfeit "pop tart" as you "work" with a hungry cat in the general vicinity: as you swipe at the creature while attempting to eat, your desperation will translate into your "work".
5. Enough of that now: go over your sloppy pencil sketch in ink.
6. Change it unplanned, as you go. It doesn't really matter, it's all wrong anyway.
7. Hurry up: the faster you go the faster it will be finished with.
8. Skip steps eight and nine, they won't help you now.
9. See step eight.
10. Moments before resigning: decide to fabricate some additional element that will decrease from the overall visual appeal.

You are finished! Now you have created 'forced daily art'.